Last night my friend P (it's been forever since I've mentioned him, but we've become great friends!) and I went out to dinner. I'm pretty sure I ate my weight in greasy fast food. So when I got home I ate Tums like candy and went to bed. My poor body had a night of tossing and turning. This morning I called in and told work I'd be there later than normal.
Now they are all convinced I'm prego with morning sickness.
Although I am not... I think I should still throw a No-Baby Baby shower. And everyone can bring presents. I could really use some new pumps.

2 comments:
Hahahah!! Yes!! Best idea ever!!
Once I got married, every time I was sick, or had a hangnail, I was pregnant, my friends and family were convinced.
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